Dear "Freshman Joe"

Hey there, Mulligan! I'm new to this district, as well as new to this school, so do you have any tips for getting around the school? Much appreciated, Freshman Joe.

Hey Joe! Welcome to West. I’m sure every student that has ever attended this labyrinth can relate to your question, but its answer remains an enigma for most. Students I know don’t quite remember how they memorized the intricacies of such a maze, yet we all have. It just kind of comes to us, I guess. Just feel lucky you didn’t need to navigate the West halls as a freshman last year, with all of those one-way hallways. Everybody was so disorientated and confused, the only thing missing was a Minotaur. Thanks for writing!