Dear "Lovestruck girl"

there is this guy that i have a crush on but he doesnt know i exist. he is very respectfl and polite. how do i get him to like me?

Being a bear sloth and all, I’m not one for high school romance, but I’m feeling generous today and I’ll help you out. The only advise I can offer is just to try and get closer to him and to just start being his friend. Beyond that, really all you can do is be yourself, because any relationship stemming from behaviors unlike yourself are destined for failures. Just do what you normally do, act how you usually act and hope that it charms him. Good luck! Thanks for your question!